Wednesday, August 6, 2014

‘Machete Kills’ Clip: All the Boobs, Bullets, Butts, Babes, & Bad-Assery You Can Handle


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Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills has released another clip featuring all the Grindhouse glory that you can stand. It's got everything: bullets flying left and right, armored cars and funky vans, beautiful women in outrageous leather outfits with particular body parts hanging out (those chaps must chafe like hell), and some weapons that defy description.



Watch the video and join me on the other side,








Well, what did you think? Machete Kills is certainly over the top and won't be considered for an Oscar, but that's the whole point of the movie. That 70 s drive-in movie, action packed, voice over yelling, non-stop exploitation style is the whole point. I must have forgotten about Sof a Vergara's crotch gun, or was that a small cannon, because I almost spit coffee on the monitor screen when she started thrusting those shots right at Machete.



We also got a peek at Lady Gaga's character La Chamele n, maybe we'll get to see her acting chops, and other things in later clips. Machete Kills thunders its way onto theater screens October 4th. Will you be in a theater seat that weekend?



Starring:



Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez
Michelle Rodriguez as Luz
Mel Gibson as Luther Voz
Jessica Alba as Sartana Rivera
Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States
Sof a Vergara as Madame Desdemona
Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio
Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez
Zoe Saldana as Liza
Vanessa Hudgens as Cereza
Cuba Gooding Jr. as El Camele n
Alexa Vega as KillJoy
William Sadler as Sheriff Doakes
Lindsay Lohan as April Booth
Lady Gaga as La Chamele n





Via: Comic Book Movie


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