Darth Vader Makes For An Awesomely Ugly Christmas Sweater

This is what you’ll see all the Sith Grandmas wearing to Christmas dinner. It’s a holiday scene of Darth Vader decorating his X-Wing and TIE Fighter covered tree, complete with Santa hat. He’s even got lightsabers to set it all aglow and a lovely Death Star tree topper. It’s hideous and wonderful all at the same time.

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Krampus Sweater To Scare The Kids Into Behaving This Christmas

Folklore is full of all kinds of wonderful creatures. The Krampus is not one of them. This guy is from German folklore and he’s a demon thing that kidnaps naughty kids, stuffs them in a sack, and takes them back to his lair for dinner. Isn’t that just the most heartwarming Christmas story, ever?

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