Bryce Dallas Howard Promises To Chase Dinosaurs In ‘Jurassic World’

Back in September, we heard Bryce Dallas Howard received an offer to star in Jurassic World, the fourth installment of Jurassic Park. Now we have an official confirmation from Howard herself that she accepted the offer.

USA Today interviewed Bryce Dallas Howard and her dad, Ron Howard ("Opie" if ya nasty). While talking about her upcoming projects, she told them, "They're relaunching the Jurassic Park franchise, so I'll be chasing dinosaurs. That's going to happen next year."

*singing* Don't go chasing dinosaurs, just stick to the lizards and the snakes that you're used to...

Anyway, I'm cool with this. She's so classy and elegant, maybe they'll make the relaunch an extra fancy upstairs-downstairs sort of affair...

(H/T: The Mary Sue. GIF by origami manatee of Something Awful. Banner image elements via Universal Pictures, Flavorwire, and s_bukley / Shutterstock.com.)

The Bastardcast vs. Dinosaur Clones, ‘Arrow’, and New York

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This time on the Peabody ignored Bastardcast, Jason and Jeremy discuss the high points of a bacteria that poops gold, Mila Kunis‘ candidacy for Miss Glamour Puss of Earth-19 (aka the Sexiest Woman Alive), bullshit Marvel casting rumors, the real death of the dinosaurs, the benching of Community, and the greatest internet review of all time.

Then, in THE MAIN EVENT, our hosts discuss the mayhem of New York Comic Con and then briefly touch on that other event where a horde of diseased monsters stand between Jason and serenity (literally, the line for the Walking Dead panel is totes going to keep Jason from the Firefly panel) — The Walking Dead, which comes back to your television devices this Sunday. Will the Governor rise? Will Rick fall? Will it all take place in the snow globe of an autistic child? We just don’t know, so stop fucking asking us asshole!

Then, last and probably least, these fine young cannibals take you into the basement cage match where blood is spilled and Pokemon get cut — it’s the VERSUS ARENA and Jason is saying that a robot apocalypse trumps a zombie apocalypse because it will mean the end of twitter and because you can have less gross sex with a borg than you can with a walker. “Nuh uh, no you didn’t” says Jeremy though, as he punches Jason in the throat with his words and reminds him that zombies can’t climb stairs, so we would then all have more of a chance to survive. Except Jason because he’ll be knee deep in droid trim… apparently.

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